Vern...

Yeah, I own a place up in Washington.

My friend and I built it

From scraps and stones. (Cough.)

I trucked for Cabela’s

And headed up there in the off time. (Sniff-wipe.)

The land spreads out for miles on miles

We got all the goods—knifes, hunting bows... (Scratch.)

We sit around for daaays and eat deer, rabbit,

You name it. (Smile-Scratch.)

The house is like a mansion, I have a pic of it,

Not with me tho’, but I’ll show you next time... (Smile.)

I’m just hanging around here for now,

But I’ll be up there in the next few months.

I can’t wait,

Yea, I love that place. (Cough. Smile.)